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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” —Dita Von Teese

Traci

SCORPIO

Some say I’m a hopeless romantic with a dash of sass, fine, I’ll own it. The world could use more kindhearted folks, so I do my best to sprinkle it everywhere I go. Speaking of going places, do me a solid if I ask you for directions, none of this north, south, east, west stuff. Give me a left by the decrepit fire hydrant or a right by the scrappy red oak tree. Let’s leave traditional cardinal directions to the Boy/Girl Scouts, please and thank you. Also, I can trip walking up the stairs, what’s your superpower?

Love you long time ~ Traci

Jeremy (aka J-Dogg)

Libra

I’m a jack of all trades. Carpentry, fixing cars, working on computers keeps me busy. Sitting still is not my thing, unless the PS5 is calling my name. I’m a keen observer, you probably think I’m the quiet, shy type. But I’ll surprise you with my dance moves and random bouts of witty comebacks. If you’re up for a gnarly round of air guitar, hit me up.

~ J-Dogg, signing out

Partners

I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing,
pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a account of the system.

Who We Are

I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a account of the system.

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