00;00;09;23 - 00;00;58;10 Unknown And if you dig the twisted, admired the outlandish and are enamored by the unusual, you're in the right place. True crime, the supernatural, the unexplained. Now you're speaking early, which if you agree, join us as we dive into the darker side, you know, because it's more fun over here. Welcome to Total Conundrum. 00;00;58;13 - 00;01;32;16 Unknown One semi-serious move, one phone call to disturb this discussion. Is it balanced or. Greetings conundrum crew. Jeremy here. And today we are stepping into the realm of conspiracy theories that are as flat as a pancake or so they say. That's right. We're diving into the mysterious world of flat earth theories. Hold on tight, folks. We're about to explore a topic that's been turning heads and perhaps spinning them in a different way. 00;01;32;22 - 00;02;04;05 Unknown But before we launch into the cosmic unknown, here's a quick reminder to hit that, like, unsubscribe button on YouTube. And for our amazing listeners, an Apple or Spotify drop us a five star rating. We appreciate the love from our flat and spiritual earth friends alike. And speaking of love, let's give a shout out to our podcast pals. This week, we're swapping trailers with the hilarious Hot Garbage podcast and the mysterious, weird, mythic podcast. 00;02;04;07 - 00;02;28;12 Unknown Make sure to check them out. Now, let's talk about the Earth. Is it flat round or maybe shaped like a cosmic pretzel? Tracy, any initial thoughts on the flatness of our beloved planet? Well, Jeremy, I've heard the arguments, but I'm still not convinced. I mean, where is the edge and can I get a ticket to the flatter theme park? 00;02;28;15 - 00;02;53;26 Unknown Excellent point, Tracy. Now, let's address the elephant or maybe the turtle in the room. I've got my flat earth map and compass ready. We're setting sail on the Flat Earth Express. All aboard the Express to a world that defies gravity and common sense. Jeremy, have you packed your antifouling off the edge of the world parachute? You bet, Tracy. 00;02;53;28 - 00;03;19;03 Unknown It's a must have accessory for any flat earth explorer. Now, let's strap in Conundrum crew. We're about to sort to new heights or lack thereof, on this flat out adventure. Buckle up, Conundrum crew. But before we deep dive into the strange, we're turning the spotlight on ourselves. It's time for some off the wall questions to reveal the quirky side of Jeremy and I. 00;03;19;05 - 00;03;49;04 Unknown Whoa! All right. If I were a ghost, Tracy, what do you think would be my go to hunting prank? I think that's an easy one. You'd be the master of rearranging furniture just slightly off center. So the unknown person will surely hit their shins. Yeah. Guilty as charged. The classic mind bender. Tracy, if you're a superhero, what would your superhero power be? 00;03;49;06 - 00;04;21;17 Unknown I've got it. Teleportation. Because who has time for traffic? True. True. Amen to that. And last one, Jeremy. If you could travel, would you go to the past or to the future? definitely past. I would. Marty McFly my ass back and buy that sports omni. Well, after this episode, I'll have to get on Facebook Marketplace and find you a DeLorean, cause Mama needs some new swag. 00;04;21;24 - 00;04;46;06 Unknown Yeah. Stick around, Conundrum crew. We're about to embark on a journey to the edge of the unknown. Yeah. We'll be back after these messages. Top of the day, everyone. I'm Lisa, and I'm who the band is. And we're the house of hot garbage. True foundation. Do you guys like to rhyme? I really don't. I feel like you force me on this show every freakin time I come here. 00;04;46;08 - 00;05;06;17 Unknown Do you guys enjoy listening to breakdowns and murderers and protest stuff? People that are sick and the freak can hear that in life. That's who likes it. Well, if you like that kind of stuff, they use it. Totally. Check us out. I mean, everything. 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I'm Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Well, that sounds like you're doing good. What do we have for our Find listeners today? Well, today, like you said, we're going to be diving into the flat Earth theory. And we did. If you listen to last week's episode, we did an interview with Kevin from where the weird ones are, and we touched on this a little bit. 00;06;16;03 - 00;06;38;21 Unknown So if you haven't checked that out, go back and listen, because he gives us some pretty good theories on how and why it could be flat. But other than that, for news, what we are also going to be doing an interview with Jenny and we're going to be doing an episode on the Palmer House Hotel. She's a local paranormal investigator from Minnesota. 00;06;38;21 - 00;07;04;17 Unknown So I'm super excited about that. What group is she with? Trace TCP Paranormal. Okay. Twin Cities Paranormal. Okay. And she also worked at the Palmer House for a couple of years. So, you know, she's going. Yeah. You know, she's going to have some good stories. She's going to have all the dirt. I'm excited. And eventually, if Jeremy and I could ever get some time off, we want to go and stay at the Palmer House. 00;07;04;17 - 00;07;22;04 Unknown Yes, we do. And it's only like 45 minutes from us. So it's not bad. Not bad. It's just a matter of to book a weekend there. You have to book two nights and that gets really hard with our work schedule. So and when you got pooches, too, you got to find a home for the pooches for the weekend, you know. 00;07;22;06 - 00;07;44;02 Unknown So we're trying to work that into our schedule and hopefully we'll get that done soon because it's something we wanted to do for months now. yeah. I want to go. I do too. I do, too. And they're not open like midweek. Even if we could find somebody for one night to cover one of our commercial locations, they're only open for like, extended weekend. 00;07;44;02 - 00;08;21;01 Unknown So it makes it hard to collaborate our schedules with theirs. Right, right, right. Right on, right on. Right, right, right. But other than that, if you haven't already, go check out our merch Rat room, baby. Right, right, right, then. And right around your goofy yard. Goofy? Somebody put a quarter to you today and if you haven't already, go check out our merch bonfire dot com slash stores slash total cash conundrum. 00;08;21;03 - 00;08;44;22 Unknown I knew there was something in there. You got it. You got it. But do you have anything new for us? I do not. Other than it's fucking colder than hell here this weekend, That is for sure. Mother Nature finally is rearing its ugly head. Yeah, but we really can't complain. We've had a pretty mild. It's been pretty good, but I would like to keep it that way. 00;08;44;22 - 00;09;06;12 Unknown I mean, let's get those fellows back. That was nice. Well, tomorrow, sorry to inform you, is supposed to be a high of negatives, I believe. Yeah. Isn't it like -20, The wind chill supposed to be -20 to 30 below. See, I think it was like -20 and then windchill was like -40. then they changed it. Merry Christmas. 00;09;06;12 - 00;09;30;19 Unknown I'm not leaving. We have to. Or at least I know I will come with you because I don't want you to be out in the cold by yourself. See? See what a wonderful wife you are. I really are. All right, Miss Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, which we get into your. let's get into your flat earth theory. All right, let's do it. 00;09;30;20 - 00;09;58;15 Unknown All right, let's do it. So the first thing I want to ask is, is the earth flat or is it round? It's how do we prove it? We just know it. We just know it. Is there proof around that we could see with our own eyes, flat earth theory or. One of the theories is that the Earth is essentially a snow globe with the sun, the moon and all of the stars are within the globe or what they call the firmament. 00;09;58;17 - 00;10;33;14 Unknown They believe that the flat Earth is surrounded by ice walls which keep the oceans from spilling into space. Another theory is that flat earth just keeps going on infinitely as they get past the ice walls. But you can't get past the ice walls because, well, NASA's guarding the area with automatic weapons, you know? Right. It's crazy. And so Mark Sargeant is a leading proponent of flat Earth conspiracy theory, former software analyst turned YouTuber. 00;10;33;14 - 00;11;01;19 Unknown With no education in any scientific field, Sargeant works to convince people that the Earth is a flat disk with a giant wall of ice around the circumference with an understandable dome attached to the rim, making it a closed system. He references the movie The Truman Show often here he does not believe there is a sun or a moon, but instead lights attached to the dome. 00;11;01;22 - 00;11;36;27 Unknown Sergeant alleges all the world governments have been lying about the shape of the planet and that Nasser faked the Apollo program. So despite all the scientific data over the course of 2000 years, science hasn't really proven anything. Mark's ideology seems to change depending on who he is talking to. At the time, he seemed only to ever answer a question with another question because none of his flat Earth ideas work, nor do any flat Earth ideas work. 00;11;37;00 - 00;11;57;14 Unknown Well, exactly because if we were put inside of a dome first, say like if we are living in a snow globe, then why the hell is Minnesota's so called somebody? Turn up the damn thermostat. Well, I might be able to answer that in my own flat earth. you're going to have your own flatter. Yes. So intriguing. Yeah. 00;11;57;16 - 00;12;35;17 Unknown You'll have to pay attention for that. All right. The earliest documented mention of the concept of a spherical earth dates back to the fifth century B.C. by the Greek philosophers. In the third century B.C., Hellenistic astronomy established the roughly spherical shape of the earth as a physical fact and calculated the Earth's circumference. Mark Sturgeon and his flock of flat earthers were invited out to watch a test being performed at the largest lake in California, where they would send out a boat with a board with horizontal lines across the board. 00;12;35;22 - 00;13;01;09 Unknown The scientists wanted to show them that the further the board got to the horizon, you would physically see the lines on the board appear to disappear from view. As it started to fall, the curvature of the earth, they were able to see this experiment with their own eyes, plus through a camera. In true mark, Sergeant fashion just said it couldn't be true without explaining why it couldn't be true. 00;13;01;11 - 00;13;29;07 Unknown He he said it couldn't be true without explaining why it couldn't feature pretty much. Yes. So Mark responded to the reporter for National Geographic's. She states this is where it gets dangerous for me. This theory is trying to bring us back to the Dark Ages. We're essentially perpetuating ignorance by denying the science that's there in real life implication in all of this. 00;13;29;09 - 00;13;50;27 Unknown Mark responds to this by saying the science has had its chance and they aren't putting up a defense. He believes this idea could usher in a new golden age of thinking or bring chaos. Well, yeah, you're going to usher in a new age of thinking or bring chaos because you're thinking like the mentality of a two or three year old. 00;13;50;27 - 00;14;13;27 Unknown No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Yeah. Sounds like something a supervillain would say to Superman. Either believe what I believe or I'll destroy it all. It's dark. And to put it better, That's perfect. That's a scary notion. There at certainly is. So math Power Land is known to be the first proponent of this new Flat-earth movement. 00;14;13;29 - 00;14;42;13 Unknown He was asked to be a part of the documentary Behind the Curve. He had a few stipulations before he would agree he wanted to receive $5,000 and 12% of the profits. Also, creative control a guarantee that he would be featured in 25 to 50% of the film and that we would support his unverified claim that Mark Sargeant is secretly a Warner Brothers executive using an alias. 00;14;42;15 - 00;15;12;02 Unknown Math believes that the Warner Brothers and other media outlets are all working with the government to cover up that the Earth is round. Needless to say, the documentary said they were unable to meet his demands. I wonder why. Yeah. Weird, right? Yeah. Power lands flat. Earth theory differs from Mark's surgeon's. His flat earth is infinite. There are no borders, no rims where you could just walk off the edge of the earth right into space. 00;15;12;05 - 00;15;41;12 Unknown So kind of like a concept of a video game that's open world pretty much if you go over the end. And But even Open World has borders at some point, though, I suppose you can't really cross into those areas. no, no. So we're living in a video game. And his idea that for we can fall off the edge and and his Yeah and yes that is just another theory that there is no bio-dome and who pay if there is a biodome who paid for this biodome the government. 00;15;41;12 - 00;16;06;28 Unknown And how the hell did you create a biodome that's big enough to cover all of these countries and continents, And that's insane. Well, if you asked to flatter that, they would say they don't know. That's their theory. Yeah, because I said so. Because I said so. It has to be. That's how it has to be. There is also a theory that Earth is a donut. 00;16;07;00 - 00;16;27;23 Unknown So I guess at least flat Earth has many options. Is it chocolate glazed or jelly filled? Just glazed, you know, just a plain glazed, you know, boring with a big hole in it. Well, at least it has glazed. I mean, it could be better. Nothing, really. Yeah. Plain donuts just suck. What does your theoretical flat earth look like? 00;16;27;25 - 00;16;58;24 Unknown Even Mark's own mother asks. Why? Why would they cover it up? Seems to only respond with. I know, I know. It also appears that Mark at 49 years old, still lives with his mom and I have let me guess, in the basement Pretty much, Yeah. Mark and one of his Flat-earth followers performed a couple of their own tests to prove that the Earth is flat. 00;16;58;26 - 00;17;34;07 Unknown However, all their experiments only proved the opposite. Mark Sergent and Patricia Steer and David Weiss hosted a podcast called Flat Earth and Other Hot Potatoes, a podcast that talks about flat Earth theories and other conspiracy theories started in 2015 and ended in 2019. This was when Patricia Steer vanished from all social media platforms, podcasts and YouTube, deleting all the content that was created on her channel. 00;17;34;09 - 00;18;00;13 Unknown I think the question we all want to know is what happened to Patricia? Did she discover concrete evidence of a flat earth and feared for her safety with this knowledge, did the government take her to a lab in New Mexico somewhere to perform mind control on her, to quiet her up? Some theories were that Patricia was a shape shifter and her eyes were very reptilian. 00;18;00;18 - 00;18;31;01 Unknown As she stated in the documentary. Maybe she turned back into a lizard, scurried away. We may never know. Fox well, it's believed that there are 6.5 million people in the world who believe in a flat earth, including some famous people. AJ Styles. Tila Tequila. Tila Tequila. B.O.B. Draymond Green and more. So now we're going to talk about the Dunning Kruger effect. 00;18;31;01 - 00;18;58;15 Unknown I don't know what that is. I don't really know what it is either, and I have it in my notes, so now I just got to talk about it. So the phrase Dunning Kruger effect refers to the findings made by psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger in their 1999 study. In it, Dunning and Kruger compare Participar s actual skill level to their perceived level. 00;18;58;17 - 00;19;24;03 Unknown Their findings revealed one central truth. It takes competence to judge competence. So as John Cleese, the British comedian, once summed up the idea of the Dunning Kruger effect as If you are really, really stupid, then it's impossible for you to know you are really, really stupid. My flat Earth. All right, now we're going to get into it here. 00;19;24;03 - 00;19;52;11 Unknown This is going to be good, I think. Is this your created flat? This is my created flat Earth. Okay, so imagine you're living in a dome. The sun is really just a large light bulb. The heat of the sun. The giant light bulb is really just a furnace with invisible ductwork that heats up the earth. The reason this works is that they can just open and close off the vents in the ductwork regionally, depending on where you live on the earth. 00;19;52;14 - 00;20;20;20 Unknown The government has created four seasons and time zones to confuse us and keep us from knowing the real truth. Basically, the spring, summer, fall and winter orders, computer generated weather effects. Weather does not really exist. I mean, think about it. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around here, does it still make a noise? Wrap your head around that one, people. 00;20;20;23 - 00;20;49;00 Unknown Now let's talk about time zones. Do you really believe the sun, the moon and the stars move around the spiritual planet? Of course not. They do. That's just another government conspiracy. Basically, the sun, the giant light bulb and the moon light on a dimmer switch are connected to the center of the dome. And they rotate on a pendulum to give the effect of the sun rising and setting. 00;20;49;02 - 00;21;11;29 Unknown Pretty smart indeed. But I'm not fooled. So. So one half of the dome will be dead and the other half will be night. So as the sun and the moon turn on the pendulum on the side that is starting to get dark. What they do is slowly raise a black blanket over one half of the dome, and the other blanket has those little glow in the dark stars attached to it. 00;21;12;05 - 00;21;33;23 Unknown Brilliant. No, no. The moon charges the stars so they glow. Each side of the dome has its own star pattern blanket to give it the illusion that people on the other side of the equator are seeing different stars. I mean, clearly, you can see this with your own eyes, right? That's why it takes so long to get completely dark. 00;21;33;27 - 00;22;04;21 Unknown Takes many hours for the blanket to get to the top of the dome. So who's the idiot that's got to sit there and go, it's a blanket. Well, Bigfoot, of course. Geez. Is it with the program? Tracy also explains perfectly why Alaska and Antarctica have those weeks of 24 hour daylight and nighttime, depending on the season. It's because the blanket drops and rises way slower because of the way the blanket is rigged to the dome. 00;22;04;27 - 00;22;33;08 Unknown it's so people can actually take off and have vacations. They don't have to raise the blanket. okay. Now, let's talk about now. Soon, all the scientists that think the world is a globe. Imagine you have governmental elites who control Nassau, which is like their flat earth army. Nasser then controls the entire scientific community. They're soldiers. They want to believe in the globe so much that they pretend to shoot rockets into space. 00;22;33;11 - 00;22;57;05 Unknown Like that could be a thing. Come on. Basically, what happens is Nasser sends these rockets up to the top of the dome and they fly out of a trapdoor at the top, never to be seen again. Then they Photoshop all these images of astronauts on the moon. I know what you're thinking, what you're going to say, but Photoshop wasn't around when the Apollo moon landing took place. 00;22;57;07 - 00;23;26;01 Unknown That's what they want you to believe. Boom, Mike, Drop. I think you have proven my point. Not only have we been lied to about the Earth being a globe our whole lives, but in investigating this flat earth theory. I came across many other things that are not as they seem. Be prepared to have your mind blown as I tell you about things that you have been told all these years that are not real. 00;23;26;04 - 00;23;54;02 Unknown Even though many have documented proof it is all swept under the proverbial rug. I now know why and I am about to share these top secret items I discovered with you. Hold tightly under your hats, peeps. I am about to blow your minds. First I came across top secret paperwork. It was in a vanilla envelope with the words top secret and then vanilla or Manila, whatever. 00;23;54;05 - 00;24;26;03 Unknown Well, you know, it's legitimate. If it's in a vanilla envelope, does it smell and taste good with the words top secret written on it in crayon? This top secret document was found deep within a government facility, middle school locker. Inside was a document describing SS, the submerged surveillance syndicate. This government agency is strictly an underwater operative. Let's dive into this underwater super secret spy initiative. 00;24;26;06 - 00;24;56;09 Unknown One nasties sub aquatic surveillance. Loch Ness, the beautiful Scottish lake, isn't just home to the mythical creature. It is one of the main headquarters for the SS, the submerged surveillance syndicate Nessie, with her long neck and mysterious presence, isn't necessarily trying to hide. She is just blending in as the perfect cover for a highly advanced government submarine equipped with state of the art surveillance technology. 00;24;56;11 - 00;25;28;17 Unknown Wondering about other lake monsters you may have heard of Peppy Bear Lake Monster. Yep. All part of their success. So you're saying that in the super secret, top secret government written documents, they're saying that Nazi in the lake monsters are actually submarines? Yeah, they're all part of NASA's cover up. M.G., I know, right? What's next? Well, you got the crack in command center cracking. 00;25;28;18 - 00;26;01;16 Unknown Yeah. You ever heard of the cracking? Yeah. Yeah. It's a big sea monster. Well, so they say. Well. Ever wonder why sailors told tales of the mighty Kraken dragging ships into the abyss? It is not folklore, but it is nothing more than a distraction technique. The Kraken is a colossal underwater command center for the SS. It coordinate its the movements of covert submarines and monitors global communications through its impressive tentacle based antenna system. 00;26;01;18 - 00;26;24;13 Unknown However, if you ever crossed the SS, you will not cross the part of the ocean where the command center resides. It will send a tentacle up from the deep to bring the ship and the crew down to the depths of the ocean. No one knows if they are brought into the command center or if they just forever reside as a relic on the ocean floor. 00;26;24;14 - 00;26;48;14 Unknown That's so funny, because in our interview with Kevin, do you remember he was talking about if people were in boats getting close to the ice walls, how it was almost like a creature was like stirring up the ocean and trying to bring them down. I do remember that maybe the crack in the crack in command center as well. 00;26;48;17 - 00;27;22;26 Unknown It could be all right. It could be. You just don't know these things. You don't. So the next location, the mysterious Bermuda Triangle Labs, The Bermuda Triangle isn't just a location known for mysterious disappearances. It is location for the top secret underground labs where the s6's manufacturers and maintains the Lake monster submarines. The anomalies that occur in this area are believed to be the side effect of the government's underwater experiments gone astray. 00;27;22;29 - 00;27;59;00 Unknown my gosh. Scary, right? Yes. Leviathan. Listening Ports. The Ancient Tales of the Leviathan. A colossal sea monster with impenetrable scales, were actually sightings of the Leviathan listening ports advanced underwater facilities designed to eavesdrop on international conversations. Why the impenetrable scales got to be saved from the torpedoes, you know? Of course. Well, this next, we got the mermaids and mermen. 00;27;59;02 - 00;28;26;29 Unknown You're telling me they're not real either? No, they're not. Baby, A.K.A. Deep cover agents. Contrary to popular belief, mermaids aren't mythical beings. They are highly trained operatives and sleek aquatic suits, keeping a watchful eye on the coastal activities. We'll be back after these messages. Hello, my friends. My name is Naomi, and I am the host of Weird Mythic Podcast. 00;28;27;01 - 00;28;52;03 Unknown It is a podcast and about that strange and unusual things that are not easy to explain in this world. Talk a lot about Cryptids. Everything from the Bunyip all the way to Bigfoot packages, Thunderbirds, you name it. I'll cover it. Go ahead and listen to Weird Mythic podcast anywhere you get your podcast X. I hope you tune in soon. 00;28;52;05 - 00;29;22;12 Unknown What about the hypnotic songs? They are actually coded messages sent back to the SS headquarters. So next time you hear tales of sea monsters and mythical creatures, think twice. It might just be the deep sea maneuvers of the SS in the heart of the dense forests, towering mountains and mysterious swamps. A covert government operation is weaving a web of intrigue and espionage under the codename Legend Ship Intelligence Lie. 00;29;22;13 - 00;29;41;08 Unknown All right, hold on here before we move on to this other covert operation. How can you break my heart like that? First, you ruin my childhood with the Mandela effect, and now you're telling me that mermaids aren't real? I didn't do it. You can't blame me. This is your flatter theory. This is the government we're talking about here. 00;29;41;13 - 00;30;04;26 Unknown that's right. The loch or the middle school locker with the Qur'an on the manila envelope. Got it. Got it. I am all I pro scripted here. Okay, here. Just. You're just reading this. The super secretive. This is a top secret documents I found. That's right. In a locker at a middle school. Someone's breaking my heart, ruining my childhood even more here. 00;30;04;27 - 00;30;34;24 Unknown Hey, could be that third grader that I still love. But, you know, I mean, I am information truth seeker. You are. You really are. All right, well, let's get back into this here. All right. I'm sorry. Okay. Forget about Bigfoot being a mere creature of folklore. He, alongside other Cryptids, is actually a highly trained operative, blending seamlessly into the natural world to keep tabs on unsuspecting citizens. 00;30;34;26 - 00;31;06;26 Unknown Bigfoot stealth recon Bigfoot with his massive footsteps and elusive nature is able to appear and disappear in a matter of seconds throughout portals. Isn't that a mythical forest dweller? He is the ultimate field agent for L.A.. His enormous size allows him to carry state of the art surveillance equipment, ensuring that no wilderness secret goes unnoticed. Next, you have the Chupacabra Krypto Command. 00;31;06;28 - 00;31;37;13 Unknown No, it's the Chupacabra. Cha-Cha. No, not this. No. Wrong story. Do you have it? Yeah. The notorious Chupacabra isn't a blood sucking legend. It's a sophisticated crypto commander overseeing the entire corrupted network with its ability to traverse both land and air. Which I don't know how to recover flies, but. Okay. The Chupacabra ordinance and the movement of covert agents and relays information to hidden government bunkers. 00;31;37;14 - 00;32;04;19 Unknown Well, he's a sly little shit, isn't he? he's a devious one. So next, we got the Mothman. You've heard of the Mothman? Yes. All right. He's actually a night watchman. Ooh. Yeah. Mothman with its glowing red eyes and uncanny ability to predict disasters is the nocturnal guard of the L.A.. So what about the ominous sightings of Mothman before tragic events? 00;32;04;21 - 00;32;26;15 Unknown He is just ensuring the safety of decrypted operatives and their classified missions. he's protecting all of them. Yeah, but only the bad guys, remember? Yeah, that is true. They're repressing us. Yeah. Yeah. So she's. I like. I like our world, Cryptids. Yeah, I do, too. I mean, they're. They can be sinister and evil and stuff. They could be. 00;32;26;16 - 00;32;57;16 Unknown They could eat you. Yeah. So Nikola Drac did well. He ate me. Actually, I did. Yeah. At least to get a sense. So, Yeti's Himalayan hideout, high up in the Himalayan as the Yeti is more than a legendary snow creature. It is the guardian of a secret government facility. Yeti agents use the snow covered terror to conceal advanced technology. 00;32;57;18 - 00;33;24;11 Unknown Get close to a facility. Watch out. That yeti will cause an avalanche to keep you far away. Well, that's not very nice. Rude. That's what I said. Really rude. Yeah. So next we have the Thunderbird Aerial Recon Group. Those majestic sightings of the Thunderbirds soaring through the sky aren't just Native American folklore. They are part of Project Ally's aerial reconnaissance division. 00;33;24;16 - 00;33;51;18 Unknown These massive avian agents monitor the ground from above, ensuring no covert activity goes unnoticed. I wonder if they ever get mistaken for the Mothman. Could be, since they say the Mothman looks like the the chicken. What is that bird called now? I like my blocking it. Yeah. We only got, like, 1500 around our neighborhood. my gosh. I'll think of it. 00;33;51;19 - 00;34;23;16 Unknown Yeah, we'll go on. Sandhill Crane. Yep. I got it. All right, so the next is the Skinwalker Infiltration Unit. The mysterious skin walkers aren't shifting Navajo witches. They are part of the infiltration unit of the project. Their ability to assume different forms allows them to seamlessly blend into their surroundings, gathering intelligence without raising suspicion. So now my question is, what is really going on at skinwalker? 00;34;23;16 - 00;34;55;08 Unknown And, boy, that puts a whole new twist to it, doesn't it? Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Exclamation, exclamation, exclamation. Well, folks, that is my story. That was so fun. You are so good at creating that. I'm going to say fictitious now. Fictitious. Fictitious. What's the right proper way of saying I like it? Yeah. The value. The fictional world. 00;34;55;11 - 00;35;21;00 Unknown Well, sure. I love it. All right. Well, do we have any parting news or parting messages for these? Fine folks? No, just that. Our next episode we're going to have Jenny from TCP Paranormal, which is going to be super exciting. Can't wait. And I think that said, we've been pretty boring. Was news lately, you guys. All right, We need some stories. 00;35;21;00 - 00;35;48;29 Unknown We need some interactions. People go out to the socials, give us some. Give us some things to chat about. Yeah. Hit us up. We love hearing from you all. Email us. Contact that total conundrum, Dot com or we're most active on Instagram and Twitter and yeah, hit us up. We want to hear from you. But I guess until next time, keep on creeping on later. 00;35;49;02 - 00;36;15;11 Unknown Love you. Bye. Thanks for hanging out with us here. A total conundrum. 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